Derp derpidy derp

This is a post full of derps and more derps.

Derp is a derpidity derp term of derpy proportions.

Derp was developed by derpitists in derpville.

They discovered derp by derping a derp by a herp. The herp eventually turned into a derp.

This was a grand invention and innovation for the derppeople of derp ville.

There was much derp and greatness for the derp!

The derp helped solve many different problems that people are dealing with derpiness.

The derpy mayor of derpiville decided to call this the derpoliday of derpicious proportions.

Crowds rang out in praise of derpoliday and the derping celebration was derping epic derp derp !

The derpiness spread through out the land and the rejoicing of derp spread around the world and the world became more and more filled with derp!

The rejoicing was derpiness if derpy proportions.

People became more and more fond of the derp and the derpiness reach derpepic proportions upon proportions upon proportions.

The townsfolk of derpville became more and more popular.

Tons and tons of news reporters came from all around to derpville to film about derp and interview the derpville towns people of derpville.

The wealth and power of being the derpiest people started going to the heads of the derpy people of derpville.

The derpness started to slow down and derpville started to become more and unpopular of people.

Finally derpville started crumbling around its self and derpville fell off the map due to the lack of derp.

People still walk by derpville to this day and wonder what happend to the derp.

They say derp derp in shadowed corners from now on.

Possible hope....

Well I fount out where the bed bugs kept coming from...my text books and notebook...yes they got into those.

I threw them all away and have soaked where the bag (Which was outside of my room) down with some insecticide I bought that killls the little bastards deader then a door nail.

My mother is bringing some powder down they used called DE, it is nothing but ground up shellfish which when they crawl through it ..it sticks to their skin and causes them to dry out and die.

Needless to say my room is going to become soaked in the stuff here soon and I have the OK of the housing department to use it.

I swear Ms.Sledd I am honestly at a loss of words at this point.

I am honestly thinking of going to seek the help of a counselors after this cause I think I have a touch of PTSD....I still wake up in the middle of the night in sweats thinking the guys are crawling on me.

God...my first term at college has been hell! and not even my classes !

Totaled I have thrown away due to these little fuckers....

One tv
Three back packs
D&D Books
A night stand
An I pod dock
An Office Chair
Some of my sanity
My Text Books
My note book
Some pens
Some more of my sanity

And 2000 dollars and counting at the moment.

I am at my wits end I really am...

Read this post...and youll understand why i skipped one...

I know this is going to be a depressing post but I gota vent somewhere...

So 5 or 6 weeks ago I fount out me and my room mate had bed bugs. We bag are shit up and head the fuck out...

Go home find out they have them...help treat my parents house up down and all around for a total of 300 bucks...they havent seen the first one nor been bitten...

Come back from my vacation and sit in my FUCKING AWESOME office chair and find one on my leg, check the chair and its swarming with them I mean HORRENDOUS infestation.

Send the housing office an email, next day get told I am moving to a whole new room and I have to re do all my laundry and all my shit. I end up staying up for 37 hours trying to get moved, finish homework, and wash all my clothes...I also throw away a tv, my night stand, D&D books, and an ipod dock...

Move into new room and get situated everything is fine.

Last monday I wake up to an itch on my chin, thinking its nothing I scratch it, low and behold its a bed bug ON MY FACE....

I flip the fuck out and send housing another email...

They move me back out and into another room and charge me 1300 dollars......

I am like fine as long as this gets rid of them...one of the housing people then helps me to wash ALL my shit again multiple times ...this was friday....

Well today I go to study with some friends in the library as I set my bookbag down to at the table....guess what I see crawling up saying HA HA you cant get me fucker! A BED BUG...

At this point I literally went super sayjinn.......I threw the bag so hard it went through the wall and I raged, I also punched the elevator doors so hard that they're now dented multiple places...I black out and come to driving back from wal-mart...I was so angry

That feels a little better to vent all that out some...sorry for the long post, pray to god you never deal with these little fuckers...

Danny Cox RIP 2010

So last night I got the phone call that my grandpa has finally passed away....

To be honest him were never that close but, we had our own unique relationship so to speak. He was always good to me and never gave me hell.

He even cracked jokes about me getting busted for being high around my parents!

I miss him so much I really do....

I used to call him Papa

and I remember when I was a little kid he was outside in the garden and he was working near the garage and I was next to the water hose...I decided to soak him with the water hose and I SOAKED him....he was so angry it was scary....he took me and beat my ass nearly blood red...I couldnt sit down for 2 week !

Well I was spending the week there and the last day there he took me out for chicken littles at kfc and acted like nothing had happen....

I also remember he took me to see the lion king and after we watched he went and bought me the soundtrack and I played it so much I about broke it !

I still have that cd and I am listening to it right now....

Last time I went home he made me promise....to finish college and keep my shit straight....not fail, not get arrested, to do the best I can....it was one of the first few times hes ever truly talked with some determination in his voice to me...

Man its been a roller coaster of emotions and trying to keep everything together this semester. I so hope that next semester is calmer I really do lol.

Toodles..

Drinking is one of the worst ideas in the world

So this past weekend and the plausible weekend why I missed class today was a old friend of mine came to visit.

We went and bought about 60 dollars worth of booze and went on a massive trip around marietta and atlanta areas.

It was pretty epic.

We return to spsu and proceed to drink.

In total from what I am told I consumed

1 5th of Captain Morgans

Half a bottle of vodka

6 Guinness

2 or 3 White russians

2 Smirnoff ice

and 3 shots of wild turkey.

I am amazed I am still alive at this point in time.

Needless to say my tolerance has been shot to shit since I came to college due to homework etc. (i only drink when I have nothing to do the next day and time to recuperate)

Sunday/Today has been one of the most god awfullest hangovers I have ever experienced in my adult life.

The world hated me and I hated it right back.

I am also told that I attemped to do some pretty horrible things saturday night that I honestly do not remember at all. Saturday from 9 pm onward is one humongous blur and a half

I swear I am never ever getting that drunk again. It was horrible and horrifying. I guess with the bullshit that has happend over the past few weeks the stress finally got to me and well booze was the answer for a little bit.

I am still slightly hungover to this day from the massive drinking spree I had that night. I apologize for missing your class but Ms.Sledd, I never knew I could ever get that drunk to be honest.

And this is coming from the guy who once drank 36 beers in one night and was fine the next day. Damn I am getting old!

I use motor oil and broken glass as aftershave!

WOW!

I have survived so far, the world is finally coming back to a normal pace and I am pretty happy.

Got my classes picked for next quarter and I am really excited for it.

If the school can get my FA kicked in I am planning on staying over the summer and doing summer classes so I can finish up earlier.

My new room mate does not understand rap music at 3 am in the morning is not how I like to wake up other than that the new room is hawt.

I am currently in the process of hunting a job down with the fireceness equal to a lion jumping a gazelle!

I needs the monies badly cause I am a poor poor poor! college student.

Oh god running out of stuff to blab about on this thing....

OH YEAH I know by the time you read this November second will have passed and thank god. I hate politics I think they're the bane of this country.

My email is filled with so many VOTE or DO THIS FOR YOUR COUNTRY bull shit that I am going to choke.

I mean really if you spam my email with tons of emails to do something then I am most likely going to hit the select all and delete key !

Jesus H Christ!

So I am exactly twenty two words shy of being two hundred and fifty words on this blog post which is just dandy.

DID U C WHAT I DID THAR?!?!

Toodles!

The house of the...wait what was it again?

Aiechiwawa its almost the end of the month and I am glad to put this month behind me in way I cannot describe.

I think is some way that this was a semi test of my willpower and drive to do good in life and I guess I came out with flying colors?

Not everything has been tidy as I would like it SPSU some how lost my transcripts but, I have already made the phone calls to get them re sent to SPSU.

Also 30 minutes outside of SPSU this Saturday my car went ka put. Battery was deader then a door nail...thankfully that was all it was.

I finally am moved in completely to my new room and its fan friggin tastic.

It is completely re organized and pimped out to the best of my ability. Gota try and get a RA job so I can just live here for the summer cause well I love it down around this area.

Shit is always going on and everyone that I know back from my home town has moved onto other things. I guess its time for me to finally do the same.

In a weird retrospect I fount a person who is 32 living in the dorms and finishing his degree so I guess being 23 and in college is not so bad?

Well I think tonight I am going to go to bed quite early for the sheer fact I am exhausted.

I have nothing left to do for now just some tests to study for.

So in the end...

Toodles